First of all it's not a Kardashian Christmas. The father and step-father to this family is Bruce Jenner. SO! It's a Jenner Family Christmas. You have 3 sisters who are the jist of this whole show. Along with their mother Chris who's a crusted up old bitch trying to live off of her daughters fortunes.
Then theirs the two youngest daughters. Chris and her whore daughters are trying to make these lil kids look like two bit whores the way they dress them. They are 14 for fucks sake. Let them be kids! The kids are Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Robert, Kendall and Kylie. Chris Kardashian Jenner married former Olympic Gold Medalist Bruce Jenner after the death of her first husband, famed lawyer Robert Kardashian. Robert Kardashian is the lawyer in the O.J. Simpson trial who had the "what the fuck" look when Simpson was found innocent of killing his former wife.
Kim is the most famous of the sisters. If you look her up on Wikipedia, it states she's an actress, socialite,entrepenuer and model. Ok now we need to look at this closer. She's been in 3 t.v. shows. "Dancing with the stars" and her own reality show "Keeping up with the Kardashians." Plus two movies. Both movies were horrible pieces of shit that she had about 10 minutes of film time in.
Now it says she's a model. She's done a few things. Her most famous was doing a "Playboy" spread. I'm going to be honest here. She's drop dead beautiful but her most famous "asset" is her ass. That motherfucker is so goddamn huge it scares me. I'd hate to be a toilet when she takes a shit! You know that turd could kill a small animal.
Says she's a socialite. Horseshit! She got famous for dating musical superstar "Brandy's" brother "RayJ". While they were dating, they made a home made fuck film. Somehow it got "leaked". Next thing you know she's famous. IF it wasn't for her sucking some cock and taking it in her fat ass she'd be nothing.
She dated former cheating Heisman Trophy winner Reggie Bush. She ruined him. Simple as that. Now were on to Khloe and Kourtney. Kourtney had a baby with some rich little bitch. He's cheated on her and treated her like shit but she takes him back time and time again. Must make good reality t.v. Then there is Khloe who is married to L.A. Laker Lamar Odom. She stands almost 6ft tall and is ugly as four motherfuckers. Her and Kourtney moved to Miami for awhile to start their own store and reality show. Both suck.
Then there's Robert Jr. He's a pussy who can't figure out what lifes all about. He lives on his dead dad's death money he left his mother Chris. He's a straight up pussy. Sad but true.
Now to the twin daughters of Bruce and Chris's. Kylie and Kendall. Bruce do me a favor. Stop the madness with these two young ladies. You've already let them start modeling. I've seen some of the photo's and I'm disgusted. They are 14 years old! Let them be 14 years old. NOT 24! Next thing Bruce. Be a fucking man and take over this household. Tell them 3 spoiled cunts to settle down and be respectable. Tell Robert Jr. to grow a set of balls and be a man. Tell that lil fag that Kourtney is married to get the fuck out of town before you hurt him badly. Tell Lamar Odom.... Well.... He's one big son of a bitch. Don't tell him shit. Last but not least. Slap the shit out of Chris every once in awhile.
OH! Before I forget. Stop with the plastic surgery son. You look like a fucking woman at times and that scares me alot. When you look at your family Christmas card you all look like wax figures. That's just goddamn stupid!
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