When we were young.

   I've been sitting here watching old movies and catching up with old friends on facebook when I got to thinking about old times.  You know these times.  The times when we were young.  I can remember when I got my drivers license and driving as fast as I possibly could.  Now that I've gotten older and have a family I watch the speed limit because I'm afraid of speeding tickets, insurance rates raising, blowing an engine ect...
    I remember when I was younger my mother yelling at me for being to destructive in the house with my friends and how it would piss me off.  Now when my kids have friends over to the house I'm sitting on pins and needles waiting for these fucking heathens to leave my house.
   I remember eating pizza each and every day when i was a teenager.  Now If I eat pizza I'm laid up for a week with heartburn.  Remember when we could get about 4 of us and cruise the strip on about 5 bux?  Now if I want to cruise the goddamn strip I have to take out a second mortgage on my house.  I can remember when I would cash in cans to get enough money to go out with friends to the arcade to play "frogger" or "centipede" till my fingers bled.  Now my fucking kids are wearing 3-D glasses trying to find Osama Bin Laden so they can kill him.
   I can remember when I had to be home by midnight on Friday and Saturday nights.  Now the kids tell me that "shit don't happen till midnight".  What the fuck is that all about?  I can remember when I listend to Ozzy Osbourne and people thought it was the "Devil's Music" and I would go to hell.  Now we've got kids listening to Eminem singing how he needs to fuck his mother in the asshole and thats normal in today's society.  Lord have mercy!
    I can remember when if your mother caught your touching your wiener wink she would tell you to stop it because it could make you go blind.  Now you encourage your kids to touch their privates instead of engaging in full body contact.  I can remember when you would get into a fight with the local gang you would have a good 3 to 4 friends there to help you out.  Now if you get into a fight with the local gang you need 3 or 4 Uzi's to make it out alive.  
     I remember when I was younger and wanted to be so much older and now I wish I was so much younger.  Times sure are a changing people.

A tribute to family.

     The new year has past.  I'm excited about the future.  I'm pleased with the past.  Life as I know it is going well.  I just hope and pray that I don't fuck it up.  With this blog I want to thank a few people and make them known for me being who I am today.
   First things first.  I want to thank my mother and father for living life at it's fullest each and every day.  At their age, they need to enjoy as much as possible.  I want to thank my father Lee for taking me in as his own.  I want to thank my mother Linda for being the beautiful mother she was and will be to me.  She was one old tough bitch more then once when I needed it and now I know why.  Thank you mother.  I love you.
   To my brother Christopher.  Thank you for being solid with yourself and your family.  Even with an almost 11 year difference, I feel we are equal in life except I'm sexier and all of that shit. To my niece and nephews...  Aubree.  I love you and I wish and pray that everything you want will come true.  Remember this hun, life is what you make of it!  Work hard and never ever let anyone tell you otherwise!
    Caden Klug.  Well hello big boy!  Dream the impossible dreams son!  Make sure you work your ass off to reach the next level.  Never EVER let anyone tell you otherwise.  You my friend can go a long ways if you believe in yourself.  Do NOT let anyone tell you anything otherwise.
   TO my wife Melody.  THANK YOU for each and every year we've been together.  You are the most important woman in my life!  (it took me years to let Linda know that!)  You make my life special.  With what you've done with my children, I thank you even more.
   Samantha.   Keep up that beautiful smile.  I have this great feeling that someday you will grow into yourself and make plenty of people jealous.  Keep you nose to the grindstone.  Work for your life and people will notice!
    Cassandra!  You've made me proud over the years with your athletic prowess.  A parent couldn't ask for more.  Thank you for that.  I know you are kicking yourself in the ass for not trying harder.  Thats a life lesson my love.   To everyone in my family I thank you for being in my life.  Thank you thank you thank you!

Sarah Palin needs to go now!

  I believe in the right to own guns.  I believe in the right of freedom of speech. (thats why I do this!)  I believe in the matter of opinion.  I believe in the right to judge and vote for who you want in elected positions.  
    What I don't believe in is idiots that want to run our country.  It doesn't matter if it's Republican or Democrat.  Just be smart and try to make sense to the American people is all I ask!  You've got people bitching about Barrack Obama.  That's ok.  That is their right!
   People are bitching about the economy of the American society.  Thats ok.  I bitch about it also!  Then you have this stupid cunt from Alaska talking shit non stop!  
  Sarah Palin is a one hit wonder who will not go away.  She needs to shut her mouth and sign her 45 year old ass to a contract with Playboy.  Thats all she's worth in this free world we live.  I'm going to be honest here when I say this.  I'd stick my cock so deep into her pussy she wouldn't know whether to cum or shit her self.  Thats all she's worth!  She just had her reality show canceled because she's an idiot.  She tells people on her website she has a target list with sniper scopes as examples.  Guess what happens?  Some lunatic fuck shoots 18 people in Arizona because she "scoped" Arizona.
   One of the people shot was Gabriell Giffords.  A congresswoman from Arizona who was putting a speech when this lunatic prick put a bullet in her head.  I honestly feel that Sarah Palin should be held responsible to some sort!  Her quote of all time makes me puke.  "Don't retreat, just reload!"  You stupid cunt!  Stop being the tough gal.  Hell John McCain and his staff hated you and you even wrote about it!  I wonder why they hated you bitch!?
  Your own daughter moved from Alaska to be away from you and your circus.  The bitch moved to Arizona the day of the fucking shootings.  To bad you weren't there for the bullshit! Your best bet Sarah is to move on and make life easier on other people.  You have no idea about what life is like.  Stay put up in Alaska and hunt your cariboo and bear.  Keep fishing and making life happy.  Learn to give your husband blowjobs and all is good.  Just stay out of American politics!

Snow in 49 states.

  It has been reported that snow has fallen in 49 of a possible 50 states, this includes Hawaii.  Well hell people.  Welcome to my fucking world!  I live in the heartland where it has snowed in the last 3 days 17".  Get over it and move on.  This shit will eventually melt.
   The only state that the snow hasn't fallen in is Florida.  Here's my opinion of the situation of Florida.  Fuck you!  Stop being pussies and join the crowd and bring in some snow.  Whenever it gets to the freezing level in Florida, people get all queezy and shit themselves.  OH my Oh my Oh my! The oranges will freeze!  What about when we have a drought in Iowa?  I guess there aint going to be any fucking corn that year.  People in Florida never worry about us up here.  SO fuck you Floridians!
    Why do people in the southern states drive like idiots when it snows?  Most people in the world own front wheel drive vehicles.  The key to driving in the snow is to slow down and be careful.  Do not be a fucking idiot!  It's simple as fuck people.  Its so cold here they complain!  Guess what?  You wont be cold if you dress right.  Put on some goddamn gloves and a fucking coat.  Not rocket science there people.
   A little old lady went out the other night to cover her orange tree.  She fell down and froze to death.  Isn't this such a tragedy?  Ummmm NO!  The bitch should have never left the house to take care of that shit.  Stay inside and turn on the fucking furnace.  Life will be good then moron.  In retrospect, the old bitch should have died for her stupidity!
    My bitch for this blog is this.  Snow is snow.  WE do not have to over think any thing about it.  The shit will melt and you can drive on it if your not fucking stupid.  If you let the dog out to take a shit and it dies it's because you left the poor little fucker out to long.  If you are going out for a walk and the next thing you know you have frostbite it's because you were retarded and didn't get back inside in time.  Do not be retarded!
    I know it's snowing like a motherfucker all over the United States of America but we need to settle down and relax about it.  Once again.  The shit will melt!  If you for some reason do not have heat in your house, go and buy a fucking space heater.  Just watch what your doing with it.  Do not leave it unattended.  There is always a chance that it could catch on fire.  Other then that people, sit back and watch some HBO and enjoy life.  It will melt!

My dream job.

   If you haven't figured it out by now, I love athletics.  I love anything to do with athletics.  There aren't to many sports I won't watch.  My favorites are college football, college basketball, volleyball and baseball.  I figure because I'm to old now I can't play it and want to do more then just watch it, I've decided I need to work in sports.
    My dream job would be to be an announcer of the games for which I love. I think my dream job would be for me to be an analyst for my favorite college teams.  I'd love to do either play by play or color commentating.  Who wouldn't want to do this?  You get paid a better then average wage to just kick back and announce the obvious of what you see on t.v.  
    You get to travel with the teams.  You get to be honest about what your seeing and most people will agree with you.  You get to go to the places in the world you've always wanted to and get paid for it.  You get to make long lasting relationships with people who will go on to professional athletics and still call them your friend.  If I couldn't be a television analyst, I would love to work for a sports magazine.  You get to travel all over the world and report what your seeing.  You can do human interest stories that will make a tear drop from about anyone.  You can cover the biggest games in the world all for free and getting paid at the same time!
    You can watch and report about the ups and down of being a major athlete or athletic team.  You can see  anguish and triumphant joy all at the same time.  I would love to be that "cub" reporter or analyst that get's "discovered" and the next thing you know your on some kind of national stage.  It could either be a major magazine or even better, some major network sports television show.  This is where you can give your honest opinion and have millions and millions either agree or disagree with you.  
    Now if I can get Chris Berman to read this and discover me everything will alright.  If not, that's ok with me.  I'll just go back to bed and find a new dream job.  I just pray to God above it's not being a janitor.

January 8th, 2011 Jared Loughner opened up with a semi automatic weapon and shot 20 people with atleast 6 dying that day. One of the dead was a 9 year old girl who was there to see her hero. We as citizens of the United States of America are in mourning. This doesn't matter if your a Democrat or Republican. This is total bullshit all the way around.

When Loughner walked into a "Sportsman's Wharehouse" and buys a glock handgun, this is a fucked up situation. He is a person of mental problems that wasn't picked up on the radar of people who sell guns. Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords was shot point blank in the head over nothing. 20 people were shot over nothing. The reason these people were shot was because Loughner was pissed off over their politics. Then there's the "hit list" that Sarah Palin put on her website. Telling people where she was going to "take down" congressmen and women for their beliefs. This nut and other nuts looked at this utter bullshit and concieved and opinion!

For this Sarah Palin you should be brought up on charges of being a fucking retard that incited idiots with guns. Trust me when i say this, I believe in the 2nd Amenment. I believe in the right to bear arms. Just don't give them to retards and psycho nuts is all I ask! Don't incite people to kill people Sarah Palin!

Then theres this fucking douche bag who needs to die him self. His name is Fred Phelps. He's the douche bag who keeps picketing places and funerals if he feels that people are worthy of his shaming them. He's the guy who brought his church to different funerals of homosexuals and keeps chanting that GOD HATES FAGS. FAGS NEED TO DIE! AIDS KILLS HOMOSEXUALS!

His plan is to be at the funerals of the people who died in Tuscon, Arizona. These people aren't confirmed homo sexuals or anything like this. They are Democrats and Phelps wants to give them hell for being Democrats! Whats a fucking cunt he is! Fred Phelps needs to be locked up for contributing to riots and other sorts of bullshit! He is a straight up shit starter!

As for Jered Loughner, he's a fucking wack job! He'll get off with a plea of insanity. That in itself is bullshit! Put his ass to death because he knew what he was doing. I dont give a fuck if he was sane or not. This morbid fuck planned this whole thing out. That in myself tells me he had enough smarts to commit this travisty!

I just pray that the police get their collective shit togther and stop the picketing from Fred Phelps. He needs to be gone as soon as possible. If a sniper knocks him off, I wouldn't be sad, I will say that!

Let us all heal and tell Sarah Palin to fuck off and keep her fake ass in Alaska!

The Ultimate Fight.

I'm sitting here tonight kicking back with a beer and pondering the past college football season. I'm flipping through channels on the old tv when I come across "StrikeForce Challenger Series" on The Showtime Network.

It's all about ultimate fighting. You know where two people get into an octagon cage and fight using mixed martial arts. You can either knock your opponent out, make them submit or beat them by decision. I have to say that these men and women who are doing this are some of the finest athletes I've ever witnessed. My lord above they have to be some of the toughest son of a bitches known to man!

Strike Force Challenger Series, Ultimate Fighting, MMA, and other pro leagues are big time. They have the pay per views and are on television all the time. Then you have your local redneck leagues. I've been to a few of the local events and came away honestly very impressed with a few athletes. It's the punk fuck kids who are just out of high school and think they are bad asses. Most of the little cocksuckers are doped up and have no clue what the fuck life is all about.

You have a few different styles of "local" fight action. You have the programs that are ran by a couple of fat fucks wanting to make a few bucks by watching some "kids" beat eachothers asses. Then you have the programs that want to think they are going to be a nice league someday. The ones how rent out the local American Legion Hall and put on a program. Usually you have some tougher "kids" fighting here. There are title belts at stake with these federations.

Then you move to the semi-pro leagues. This is where it gets actually really interesting. You have athletes that fight here wanting to get to the big time. You've got a local public access cable tv show recording this and showing it at a later time. You have fan clubs and t-shirts getting sold. You have 2,500 people showing up at actual nice venues. Were almost to the bigtime. This is when you see some serious action going on.

At this level you have 2 to 3 guys who will have the chance to make a name for themselves. These two or three are usually the "main event" for the night. You still have some punk fucks who come in all drugged up and thinking they are the baddest motherfuckers on the planet. Or thats what they tell people back home in the trailer court. If by chance you get to see some of this action live, I want you to take the time and go! It's well worth the entrance fee. Just make sure to watch the "real" fighters wanting to make a name for themselves. The other fuckheads can just go away.