The Curse of the Blue Devil.

Down in the southeast part of the United States is a nice little place called North Carolina. This Atlantic Ocean border state is one of the most beautiful places on this place we call earth. The grass is green, the mountains are some of the most amazing things you could ever vision.

You have southern hospitality. You have the home of NASCAR. You have tobacco road. You have pure beauty in this state. Last but not least, you have the most important thing for this state. You have college basketball. Some of the greatest basketball to have ever been played has came on the courts of North Carolina.

We've seen Micheal Jordan, James Worthy, Christian Laetner, Bobby Hurley, Grant Hill and countless others grace these fine courts in North Carolina. You've got The Demon Deacons of Wake Forest University. You have one of the most storied programs ever in The TarHeels of North Carolina. Then there's one of the finest schools to ever have a basketball program. The Duke University Blue Devils.

Moving up the ranks as the all time winningest coach (#2) is the Blue Devils head coach Mike Krzyzewski. Coach K is a little man that looks like he should be that nerd accountant for the local Methodist church. He has that look like if you yelled at him, he'd piss his pants. He looks like the type of guy who's mother made him take piano lessons for 4 hours a day 6 days a week.

The funny thing is that he's far from all of that. He is a mastermind who's competitive attitude is one of the most intense I've ever seen. While he paces the sideline, he'll cut a referee verbally like you've never seen. The great thing about this man is his humility. He can be very witty as well as very shy. My favorite sport of all time is over until next season. The football season has came and went. Now it's time for basketball.

If you ever get a chance to watch a Duke BlueDevil game, make sure to sit down and study everything about this team. You will see teamwork, you will see fundamentals, you will see a coach in a league of his own. I am no way a Duke Blue Devil fan, I just love to watch the sweet science of everything they do.

My prediction for the year is that Duke will be in the NCAA Championship Game come the first week of April 2011

After tonight's BCS National Championship game, Cam Newton has reported that he will announce if he is going pro or not. After watching this 6'5" 250lb quarterback all season I'm here to encourage him to do so. If he wins the National Title, then he has nothing left to prove. Earlier this year he won the coveted Heisman Trophy with ease.

Newton has been dogged all season by rumors (found true) that his father pimped him out to to highest bidder. Mississippi State ratted out the older Newton and now the NCAA is about ready to jump all over this rumor.

Cam, you've done things at the college level I've never seen a quarterback ever do before. You made Tim Tebow look like a junior high player. You scared the shit out of defensive coordinator's all over the country. You've made it look to easy. I'm figuring that you will easily go in the first round of the NFL draft this spring. You won't be the first quarterback taken but that's ok sir.

You claim that you knew nothing about any payments to your father. Personally, I don't believe you one bit. That's just my opinion, nothing more. After this season, I personally see a HUGE scandal erupting all over the college football world. Your seen Pete Carroll jump ship after last season at USC. Urban Meyer just "retired" again from Florida. We're in for a fall out all over the NCAA.

I find it funny that Urban Meyer retired for basically no reason other then Cam Newton played at Florida for one season and suddenly quit the team after being accused of stealing a laptop while on campus. There's more to the story. Let's wait for the fall out. If your smart Cam and I think you are. You put your name in for the NFL draft right after the game tonight. You get a job playing pro then watch as the NCAA strips you of your Heisman and your team of it's wins for this season.

Watch for Florida to fall apart also. Something was terribly wrong in Gainesville or Meyer would have never left. Get your NFL cleats on Cam and make something of yourself.

The making of a National Championship Team.

  Here it comes.  Less then 24 hours we'll find out who the NCAA BCS National Championship Football Team will be.  We have Auburn University vs. The University of Oregon.  My lord above this could be an ESPN Instant Classic.  Both teams come in undefeated and look motivated.
   You have two different style of coaches.  You have Chip Kelly at Oregon who wins with class and teaches his principles about football along with his principles about life.  He's about more then football.  He's about life lessons.  Yes, he wants to win games, thats his job.  He also wants to help people to succeed in life.  He's a true gentleman of the game.
  Then there's the Auburn head coach Gene Chizik.  He's pretty much a low life who doesn't care about how his players get along after he whores them out.  Hell, it's almost been proven and soon will be that he pays for his best players.  Think Cam Newton.  This is a man who was given his first chance at being a head coach at Iowa State University.  He was given the keys to the city and truly fucked over not only a city but a whole university.
   Here's a man who came from Texas as an assistant coach with much regard around the NCAA.  Infact, he won a national title while defensive coordinator there.  He even won the assistant coach of the year before he came to Iowa State University.  At Iowa State he was given a starting salary of $1.1 million a year.  That has never been heard of before for any coach at ISU. Even in Dan McCarney's prime, he was just at that level.
  Gene gets to ISU and proceeds to do nothing but lose.  This is after promising the world to Cyclone fans.  Infact he told everyone within shouting distance that he wanted to be a Cyclone for life!  He loved ISU.  He loved the school.  He loved the city.  He loved the state and he wanted to do nothing more then kick the shit out of the Iowa Hawkeyes.  
   His first year in Ames, Iowa his coaching brought him a stellar 3-9 record.  After the season he called that a stepping stone for the future.  Things were going to get right in Ames as soon as possible he said.  He tells people he's working overtime during the off season because he's going to make some serious waves in Ames, Iowa.  He's bringing in the top recruits possible.  He's going to help ISU get over the hump!  He's got it going on!
    Next thing you know the new season starts.  Gene's all kind of pumped up!  He's looking for a bowl bid even before the first game.  He's making the Cyclone faithful sit on the edge of their seats!  God Bless Gene Chizik!  Guess what happens?  Gene and his really good coaching staff go 2-10 for the season.  I guess he's really good at blowing smoke up my fucking ass!  He should have his own porn site with this kind of expertise.  
   After the season Gene plays the bullshit suckass card and tells the supporters how he's going to make this up and look for brighter days out of the Clones!  HEY HEY HEY!  You wanna know what happens next?  You sure?  Well here it goes.  One day Gene gets a call.  It's a call from one of his former employers.  Auburn University.  The call goes something like this.  "Gene whats up dog?"  "Nothing, just chilling in the cold of Iowa.  you?"  "We might have an opening up for coach you down?"  "Fuck yeah I am!"  "Lets make it happen homie!"
   There ya go.  Gene's on a plane to Auburn, Alabama and he's introduced as the new head coach at Auburn.  Who in their right mind hires this fuck?  His career record is now 5 wins and 19 losses at Iowa State University.  What in God's name are the people of Auburn thinking boosters and fans alike want to know.
    After his first year at Auburn Gene Chizik goes 8-5 for the year.  Hmmm Not so fucking good at an establishment like Auburn in my opinion.  Fans and boosters are getting more pissed off.  Then here comes Cam.  Yes THE Cam.  Cam Newton shows up on campus this year.. Next thing we know Auburn is sitting at 13-0 going into the BCS National Championship Game.  Before this game without Cam Newton, Chizik's career record was 13-24 overall.  Even with Cam Newton his record is only 26-24 overall.  
   What's that tell me?  Chizik knows how to buy players and not so much coach.  Hell I could win 7 games with Newton at quarterback and me not knowing a goddamn thing about football.  It's that fucking simple people!  The moral of the story is this.  Gene Chizik is a punk fuck bitch.  He can't recruit with paying players.  His overall record is shit.  He isn't a man of his word.  He's a straight up liar.  He's a whore of the game!  His wife and him need to find God or something because there's a good chance they could go to Hell for their actions!  Gene Chizik is a straight up puke who doesn't care about his past.  It's all about his future!
                                           GO DUCKS!

How to make a living as a stripper.

  As Martin Luther King Jr. once said... "I have a dream!"  Well guess what Marty, I have a dream also.  I want to own my own exotic dance club.  I want to make the men and women of the world happy with nude dancers.
   I want to build a nice place with two levels.  I want to make this  a posh place where any class level will feel welcome.  In this establishment, we will not serve liquor.  This will be a "juice" bar at it's finest.  The patrons are more then welcome to bring their own beverage if they so please.
   This place will have the finest security money can buy.  This place will have the nicest dressing rooms for all of the entertainers.  Hell I might even start a pension program if all goes well.  I've got my establishment built and looking to open up anytime soon.  The problem is that I'm missing one thing.  Ahhh.  That's right.  I need the entertainment.  The dancers, the strippers, the poontang!
    So now it's time to start interviewing some fine ladies for the position of entertainers.  Here come the bevy of beauties that might want to be employed at my fine establishment.  A few simple rules are explained to the ladies.  No drugs.  No pimps.  No selling your pussy inside the establishment.  Pretty basic rules I do believe.  Now I'm starting to get questions of what's the best way to make money being a nude dancer.  
    Well ladies here's a point from a male point of view.  TO make money as a dancer, you have a few things to do.  First of all when on stage your job is to strip.  That doesn't mean waltz around in your bloomers and bend over now and then.  It means take your damn clothes off and shake some tits and ass.
   It doesn't matter if you have a small ass and big tits.  It doesnt matter if you have small tits and a big ass.  All that matters is that you shake that motherfucker like it was meant to be.  On to the next lesson.  When your dancing, your selling something.  That's you!  Every customer in the place is a potential customer of yours.  Look your customer in the eyes and make them feel wanted.  This is no different then selling Avon except your selling your pussy is all.
   The more you sell your "product" to your potential customer, the money you will make.  If that means rubbing your tittie's and fingering your pussy, then you do it!  Customer's will be more then happy to buy the product if it's demonstrated properly.  The great thing about salesmanship is that if your good and work to get better you will have repeat customers who will bring referal's.  
    You need to do lap dances.  No touching allowed on the customer's side unless the said dancer wants that.  When doing lap/private dancers you will charge extra then a normal group show out in public.  The customer will pay a fee upfront and tip as it goes for as long as he wants a private dance.  
   If by chance another hot dancer wants to eat your pussy while on stage, it's in your best interest to do it.  Now your talking heaps of money people!  Customer's love to watch girl on girl action.  It would do you best to bring out dildo's and maybe a farm animal or two.  Just a thought I wanted to let be known.  Now as part of you being my employee, you will have to pay a finders fee.  A house fee I should say.  If it weren't for this house fee, I couldn't pay for the nice dressing rooms or security.  
   I don't give a fuck where your establishment is located but you can draw customers from miles around.  In the right place a dancer can make between $500.00 to $2000.00 per night of work.  If you do it right, you can on a meager week working 3 nights make up to $1500.00.
Thats pretty good fucking money there gals!  
   You can look at it this way.  $1500.00 x 52 weeks works out to be $78,000.00 a year for working 20 hours a week.  Jesus Christ above that's some fucking money there!  In the big cities some dancers have been known to make between $400000.00 to $750,000.00 per year.  Thats just to show some tits and ass.  You don't even have to fuck anyone for that kind of money.  
     There's your lesson on how to make some money as a stripper.  If this field is calling your name and you think you can make it, I encourage it!

What's wrong with people?

Arizona Democrat Gabrielle Giffords was shot down today infront of a Safeway grocery store along with 12 others.  A 9 year old little girl was killed during this shooting spree.  What in God's name is going on?
  Giffords was shot in the head.  The bullet went through the brain and out of her skull.  At this time they say she is responding to doctors.  The person who supposedly shot her is a unstable 22 year old man named Jared Loughner.  He left a tirade on youtube and myspace.
  United States Federal Judge John Roll stopped by after mass to see Giffords and was killed during the melee.  The sad thing was that Giffords was an advicate of freedom to bare arms.  She was a total believer in people having guns if they want.  Idiot Sarah Palin said to reporters before this happened that Giffords was a target of hers in the midterm elections.  Imagine that.  Sarah Palin being a fucking moron.
   My rant is about to start.  How can some fucking idiot get into a crowd with full security and shoot down a politician?  Not only the politician but 12 others?  How can we let some fucking retard kill a 9 year old little girl over nothing?  What kind of douchebag is going to kill someone else because they do not believe in their politics?
   I've been a democrat for most of my life until the last few years where I've became an independent.  Now it's time for my opinion on this bullshit.  Take Jared Loughner and stand him up infront of the court house and kill him with 100 bullets.   I don't give a fuck if you have to stand next to his head.  Shoot it 100 times till there is nothing left.  
   I believe in the American way.  I don't believe in abortion but I don't think it's right to tell me I can't have one.  I believe in the death penalty just don't use it for justice until you've exhausted every avenue to make sure the accused is guilty.  I don't believe in welfare unless it's proven that you can't make it without using assistance.  That means get a fucking job!  If you can't find a job then we'll go from there.
   I believe in the right to bare arms.  I believe in the right to protect my house and family.  If you come into my house and fuck with me, your going to be hurt one way or another.  I think when someone kills someone that is of power in the government we need to work fast and not have trials that last for years.  If and when this person is found guilty, it's time to put them to death.  NO prison terms.  Death.

2011 NFL All Pro Team.

  I can honestly say that I know the college football game inside and out.  I don't claim to be an expert on the NFL but I feel I know it pretty damn good.  I've decided to embark on my own NFL All Pro team for this last season along with award winners in my opinion.  Here we go sports fans!  If you like or dislike, feel free to leave a comment.
    Were going to start with the general of the team, the quarterback.  There were alot of great players this year but I'm going to have to go with a sure hall of famer.
Qb.  Tom Brady: New England Patriots.  He threw for almost 4,000 yards and led the league in touchdown passes.  Also led his team to the league's best overall record.
 Rb.  Arian Foster: Houston Texans.  Led the league in rushing yards and touchdowns.  Jamaal Charles:  Kansas City Chiefs.  Led the league in yards per rush and led the Chiefs back to the playoffs after a long layoff.
Wr.  Roddy White: Atlanta Falcons.  Led the league in receptions this season.  Him and Matt Ryan took the Falcons to the best record in the NFC.  Reggie Wayne: Indianapolis Colts.  Year after year one the NFL's best recievers.  This year was no different.
Te.  Jason Whitten: Dallas Cowboys.  With Dallas Clark being injured all year for the Colts, Whitten stepped up and took over the All Pro nod.
 T.  Jason Peters:  Philadelphia Eagles.  Jake Long: Miami Dolphins.
 G.  Chris Snee:  New York Giants.  Logan Mankins: New England Patriots
 C.  Nick Mangold: New York Jets
        Now it's time for the defense.  This was one hard son of a bitch to figure out who is the best because there are so many good players.  
 De.  Justin Tuck: New York Giants.  Justin Smith: San Francisco 49ers
 Dt.  Ndamukong Suh:  Detroit Lions (rookie)  Trent Cole: Philadelphia Eagles.
Olb. James Harrison: Pittsburgh Steelers  Chad Greenway: Minnesota Vikings
Ilb.  Ray Lewis:  Baltimore Ravens.  Jerod Mayo: New England Patriots
 Cb. Devin McCourty: New England Patriots.  Asante Samual: Philadelphia Eagles
 S.    Ed Reed:  Baltimore Ravens.


 P.   Matt McBriar:  Dallas Cowboys
 K.  Billy Cundiff:  Baltimore Ravens
KR. Devin Hester:  Chicago Bears
 Pr.  Marc Mariani:  Tennessee Titans.
       Now to the awards.
     Offensive Rookie of the Year:  Sam Bradford: St.Louis Rams  This kid threw for the second highest amount of yards for a rookie ever.  Look for better things in St.Louis!
     Defensive Rookie of the Year:  Ndamukong Suh: Detroit Lions.  Dominated offensive linemen all year ended up with 10 sacks on the season.
     Offensive Player of the Year:  Tom Brady: New England Patriots
     Defensive Player of the Year:  Ed Reed:  Baltimore Ravens
      Comeback Player of the Year:  Micheal Vick: Philadelphia Eagles. 
     NFL MVP:  Micheal Vick: Philadelphia Eagles:  2 years after getting out of prison for being a fucking retard, Vick proved once again that he is the most exciting player to put on cleats in the NFL.  Without him, the Eagles are sitting at home during the playoffs.  With him, they have a chance at the Super Bowl.

My children's Grandmother

  I think I've talked about my family from time to time.  I love my family.  My family means so much to me it's not even funny.  My father is the 3rd oldest of 9 kids.  My mother is the youngest of 10.  Between the two of them they have two kids.  My brother and myself.  I'm the oldest by almost 11 years.  I call him "oops".  He punches me.  It's that simple.
    Both mom and pops grew up in a hard life.  Both were kids of poor dirt farmers.  At an early age, they both had to work their asses off to help the family make ends meet.  With this work ethic they were both able to grow up fast and at a later age become pretty successful.  
   With mom being the youngest one of 10 kids she had to be tough.  Always the last one to get fed at the dinner table.  Always the last one to get bathed at night.  Always the last one to get left behind when the rest of the kids went to town from their country home.  Don't get me wrong, she had plenty of love from all of her brothers and sisters.  Infact, a couple the older kids helped raise her when times got tough for grandpa and grandma.
    With her raising, Momma got alot of good qualities from her parents and siblings.  First things first, she's one of the most loving people known to man today.  Second of all she's one of the toughest son of a bitch's to walk the planet.  She's the type of gal to bring a cake to work on your birthday.  She's the type of gal who would bail you out of jail if needed.  She's the type of gal who would visit you in the hospital.  Bring you a present for your brand new baby child.
   Then theres the momma my brother and I remember.  She loves us with all of her heart and soul but isn't afraid to kick our ass if needed.  She can show the discipline anytime she wants!  If I were getting bitched out about something and had a smile on my face it wans't unheard of to hear her say... "I'll knock that smile upside down!"  If you would have backed talked her, she wasn't afraid to say.... "It's going to be kind of funny explaining to all of your friends at school how you got two black eyes from your mother."
   If her and our father got into a squabble, she'd say......"On that note, fuck you."  I remember once when her and my little brother got into it and she says...  "Son, I brought you into this world and I'm not afraid to take you out of it!"  Another time her and my father were going at it when she says...."I own the pussy, I own the rules."  She worked for 35 years at one job before she retired.  Then when she decided to retire she proclaims that they can kiss her redneck ass all the way to the fucking bank.
   One time when I was mad at my oldest daughter and she felt I was being to hard on her, she proclaims..... "Do I need to raise that child as my own?"  "It's obvious your not doing it right!"  The funny thing is that I was pissed at my kid for a same reason she had gotten pissed at me for 20 years earlier.  What the fuck?  When I got married, she tells me that I don't have to marry this girl.  I can do anything I want.  It's then I look at her and say... "Mom she's not pregnant, I want to marry her."  She then says.... "I'm just throwing out some options son!"
   After I got married, mom called me one day and we had a fight on the phone.  I get pissed and hang up.  Next thing you know the phone rings, so I answer it.  Next thing you know I hear in the phone...."You might be married now but I still own your ass!"  What the fuck?  I wonder if my little brother went through this shit.  I'm thinking not because Mother was over her menopause phase then.
    Remember, I love my mother with all my heart and would die for her.  I'd kill for her.  I'd kick ass for her.  There is simply nothing I wouldn't do for my mother and that's the bottom line!  I hope I'm not forgetting anything here but I have to admit this line from her might be the best line I've ever heard a 60+ old woman ever say... "If I had a dick, I'd tell them to suck it!"